Help me choose which Christmas sweaters to buy for those hard-to-buy-for types on my list.
For our paper boy, who left us a handy card with his name and address printed on it, I am thinking either
Or, in keeping with the moose theme, B.
Either way, he will also be getting a bottle of this, since delivering newspapers is dangerous:
For the guy who shovels our roof with a giant squeegee and rock climbing harness, I am thinking something that buttons down, since he often gets sweaty halfway through and starts to peel off his outer layers.
Either way, he will also be getting a bottle of this, since shoveling the roof is dangerous:
For my aunt Velma, who is a tornado chaser, I am torn between either
Either way, she will also be getting a bottle of this, since chasing tornadoes is dangerous: